Back to Life. Back to Reality.

Hey Ya'll.

I'm back from the southertier.
and to commemorate the experience as well as remind myself how much i love making these kind of things i will create a list of highlights. becuase i have a blog and i can. eat it.

1. meghan and ashley. period(s?...ewwwww haha)

-mom and dad car rides.
-the looooooove boat ("best rated episode" as well as the "least watched episode")
-making everything you say into some sort of cheesey pop song reference i.e. "how bizzare (howbizzarehowbizarre)" and many others.
-"fabbbuuullllooouuussssss" and other homosexual things.
-"i bet their car smells like poop"
-the girls reading cosmo with jimmy
"to pleasure your guy draw a circle around his asshole..."
"with a sharpie."
-THE EB.
-"Ashley, hunny? Can you get my cum sock out of the freezer I want to make sure to bring it."
-forgetting how northern we are.
-Cooters in strawberry patches and Boomers.
and pea turkey and buggaps.
-"Meghan...It's only fair I show you mine."
-Nick's beer holding speedo.
-BOY on BOY chicken fights.
-Boys on boys in general. (not really a highlight for the girls.)
-"Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my God"
"What's wrong?!"
"I almost shit myself."
-Everything I cant remember because Beer for Breakfast wasn't just a song anymore.
-Everything David Cross. All the time.
"ohhh loook at that one! LOOK AT THAT ONE!!"
"i didn't think it was phsyically possible"
"Im from fucking Juno, Alaska" etc. etc.

more to come when i remember it